Colin

Colin

He has been described as the fourth coming of Jesus (after Mr. T and Master Chief). He even, on two occasion's slapped Chuck Norris an infinite number of times. He has even 'duck-rolled' Rick Ashley! This 'individual' (individual is encapsulated because in reality he is everyone, including you, but just better!) is so stupendous that he defies anything that you have ever known.

Many speculate that is in fact Colin's unnaturally radiant umbrella of golden hair that is the sublime source of his awesome. It is true however that only his blessed Red Hot Chilli Peppers took can suppress his globe's brilliance.

Sylar-Colin

Colin is often sighted in the most illustrious parts of popular culture. Without Colin playing the anti-hero Sylar in Heroes, the hit series would have sucked hard. And to the average idiot Sylar may appear to be a blood thirsty killer. But if you were smart like our great leader you would realise that our master was merely removing those freaks called 'heroes' from his world!




Colin

Another major sighting was in the popular videogame Mario where the title character was played by greatest Colin. The story in actuality his about how Colin's fat acolyte Chris keekidnapping his hot female acolytes and taking them away into dark secluded towers, doing very normal things I'm sure.




Colin

Colin is not limited to gender either as he is able to change his form at will, to undistinguishable likeness to those around him. Here he is shown in the guise of fellow acolyte Melody Park and in my opinion looking a lot sexier too!

Colin edit: I am all powerful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!