Acolytes

The Church of Colinology is made up of many loyal and unique individuals. Here are are some of the profiles of some of the more distinguished (in importance order!)

Kevin

Kevin

This one was not born of any human, but rather the Great Colin spat on the wall one day and his hair(the sun) hatched him out. And despite being a creation of our great Lord this one is as good as a chocolate T-pot or an ashtray on a motorcycle. He however is the perfect example of a good acolyte; loyal to the end, and the IQ of a slice of lemon. It is an interesting fact that this one was renamed feral squirrel boy after a large metallic appliance attacked the centre of his uni-brow, scarring his forehead. With time the uni-brow has healed, but the name has not.


Merody

Merody

Half Asian and half South African, she has indeed a very 'speshal' personality! She is however perhaps our masters most favoured slave. She is world renowned for her drawings of mystical creatures especially those of Colin. With being amongst Colin's most favoured he has granted her the ability to take the guise of others as Colin can! Here she is disguised as none other than the great Colin himself! But, it doesn't really fool anyone =/. Her real alter ego is in fact a gryphon munchkin thing which hops around eating stuff, this is perhaps a more acurate description of Merody.


Kuhkee

Fish

The subliminal brain of the organization and entrusted master of propaganda is Fish. She is ruthless and her motives are often questionable. It has been said that she can destroy any lesser mortal with but the glimmer of her evil left eye. However now with her elopement with her beloved Apple Juice she wanders malls listening to Punk Rock bands consisting completely of really bad hair dressers. Recently also she adopted a son Kuhkee Kwangster who is a distant relative of the main character of 'Happy Feat' and happens to be 36 years old. They all now reside together in a relative state of happiness with their 4 multi-coloured hedgehogs.

Fat

Fat

People have always naively assumed that the Earth was the source of gravity as we know it. This is a common misconception however. It is in fact the earthling Fat who is the source of gravity as we know it. Many people even think he is a shape shifter in the fact that he is able to create a multitude of shapes with the skin covering his stomach, however the rest of us here at the Church of Colinology just knows that he is plain fat.