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Teachings/Ideas We live in a time of great social turbulence. The global economy is in a state of disarray, people are upset about a war no one really believes in, and so on and so forth. It is in these times that we Colonytes take comfort in the scriptures of our benevolent master, to guide and lead us. Exerts from 'I am the bestest god ever', 'Pan-Galatic Testiment Abridged' Chapter 352 v1-5 "Guitars made from shirts? Babies? Corpses? Ice? Water? . . . Wait! I know. How about. . . FIREGUITARS?! That would never burn out or hurt you. . . I'm a genius! Now. . . would it have a flamethrower on the end? Pfft. . . of course! And when I get a x4 streak my hand will turn icy!! It'd be cool if the trees were on fire too, and you touched them, you'd instantly VAPORIZE. . . Into what? Obviously Ghastly. . . " "Wouldn't it be ridiculous if I had a power where I could touch someone and they turned into muffins?? KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER?? If I had a switch on my finger. So I could change what people would turn into when I touch them. It would be like Gold, muffins, weed, Guitars, or. . . blankets. And then 1 more that would turn them back. Wow! That would be a lot of weed. . . I would only smoke the bad tasting people." "I wonder what drugs they were on when they came up with the idea for the Magic School Bus. . . I mean. . . IT CAN FLY!! I can fly. . . last night we had a race, I pwnd. . . It was actually a crazy space battle race. . . Mrs. Frizzle was there because she's a crazy b**." "Since I'm awesome, I live awesomely, where do I live? Right in the middle of the fing Bermuda triangle. My castle is almost like Mordhouse from Metalocalypse, but more Badass and metal like. I have exactly 10,000 and a half body guards. My uber elite personal guards consist of Rambo, Master Chief, Goku and Samuel L. Jackson (he makes my spaghetti too) and Rocky, just in case some Bad Guy wants to box. . . All my other guards ride my dragons. Everytime one dies, infinite come back instantly, in the air/ground they're dragons that breathe fire and have super claws. If they fly into space then they're space dragons with Hyper Beams (They're Colins dragons so they don't have to wait a turn. . . and super space claws. If they go into water then they're the Mustakrakish forever, DON'T F** WITH THE MUSTAKRAKISH. Colin rides around on his personal Mustakrakish that flies and can do anything." "Oh ya. . . "Earth isn't called that anymore. . . it's Colinopolis. Deal with it!"
Made By Stephen Drake ICTP11 2008/2009

Teachings/Ideas

We live in a time of great social turbulence. The global economy is in a state of disarray, people are upset about a war no one really believes in, and so on and so forth. It is in these times that we Colonytes take comfort in the scriptures of our benevolent master, to guide and lead us.

Exerts from 'I am the bestest god ever', 'Pan-Galatic Testiment Abridged' Chapter 352 v1-5

"Guitars made from shirts? Babies? Corpses? Ice? Water? . . . Wait! I know. How about. . . FIREGUITARS?! That would never burn out or hurt you. . . I'm a genius! Now. . . would it have a flamethrower on the end? Pfft. . . of course! And when I get a x4 streak my hand will turn icy!! It'd be cool if the trees were on fire too, and you touched them, you'd instantly VAPORIZE. . . Into what? Obviously Ghastly. . . "

"Wouldn't it be ridiculous if I had a power where I could touch someone and they turned into muffins?? KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER?? If I had a switch on my finger. So I could change what people would turn into when I touch them. It would be like Gold, muffins, weed, Guitars, or. . . blankets. And then 1 more that would turn them back. Wow! That would be a lot of weed. . . I would only smoke the bad tasting people."

"I wonder what drugs they were on when they came up with the idea for the Magic School Bus. . . I mean. . . IT CAN FLY!! I can fly. . . last night we had a race, I pwnd. . . It was actually a crazy space battle race. . . Mrs. Frizzle was there because she's a crazy b****."

"Since I'm awesome, I live awesomely, where do I live? Right in the middle of the f***ing Bermuda triangle. My castle is almost like Mordhouse from Metalocalypse, but more Badass and metal like. I have exactly 10,000 and a half body guards. My uber elite personal guards consist of Rambo, Master Chief, Goku and Samuel L. Jackson (he makes my spaghetti too) and Rocky, just in case some Bad Guy wants to box. . . All my other guards ride my dragons. Everytime one dies, infinite come back instantly, in the air/ground they're dragons that breathe fire and have super claws. If they fly into space then they're space dragons with Hyper Beams (They're Colins dragons so they don't have to wait a turn. . . and super space claws. If they go into water then they're the Mustakrakish forever, DON'T F*** WITH THE MUSTAKRAKISH. Colin rides around on his personal Mustakrakish that flies and can do anything."

"Oh ya. . . "Earth isn't called that anymore. . . it's Colinopolis. Deal with it!"